President Obama is preparing to speak to the UN General Assembly today, trying to fix the United States still shattered world reputation. Reportedly Obama’s speech will focus on Nuclear Arms proliferation, the world economic crisis, humanitarian efforts and global warming.

Obama will have the world’s attention today as he speaks, including the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, (Unpopular election stealer and NAMBLA member) and,  Moammar Khadafy (Lybian douchebag). Reportedly, Israel and Germany plan to walk out in solidarity if Ahmainejad’s infamous verbal diarrhea decides to surface about denying the holocaust.

Obama will be backed by sky high popularity ratings worldwide even more popular than at home where his popularity rating has steadily declined in recent months because of the heath care initiative. Obama does have his work cut out for him however as the previous president George W. Bush had made sure that just about everyone hated America’s guts. Using unilateral policies and thumbing his nose to general worldwide consensus, Bush decided that the US was better off screwing up two major wars instead of working out more amicable solutions.

Obama has the difficult job (read: Almost impossible) of restoring the reputation of the United States from that of a cruel dictatorial omnibus of greed and intolerance, to something where US citizens can once again freely travel to foreign nations without having to first buy a Canadian flag patch for their luggage.

Hope rides high for President Obama in this speech and the criticism will surely be waiting with baited breath from the right when all is said and done.